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In "real life" I'm extremely shy and I tend to say the wrong thing, which makes for awkward situations all the time. This awkwardness usually works in my favor. Either way, I don't like "teh peoples" and I enjoy being a wallflower/hermit. The sound of the saxophone annoys me, so naturally I hate jazz. In my spare time, I enjoy reading, photoshopping, video games, sleeping, surfing teh internets, hanging out with friends, and making grilled cheese and bacon sandwiches.
I'm sarcastic (and it's so very dry), and I like to think I'm witty. My sense of humor is usually mistaken as rudeness, and I'm brutally honest. Sometimes, I make sure the honesty burns just a little bit extra... what can I say? I'm cold and calculating and my thirst for vengeance is never quenched. I don't listen to music unless I'm in the car, and I have very ecclectic tastes when it comes to such things. I tend to be a grammar nazi, even though my grammar is not perfect. We are all hypocrites in some way. I rarely watch TV, and when I do it's usually Comedy Central, Discovery, or Adult Swim. Je parle francais, mais seul le francais principal.
I have odd habits, such as talking in a Southern drawl and referring to nouns as "teh _____s" (for example, teh bacons). That last quirk is probably to be blamed on teh internets. I'm in college/university, at a UC, but obviously not one of the good ones, otherwise I'd be glad to share it with you and parade around saying, "Why yes, I do go to UC Berkeley!" But, I dont. I'm majoring in Anthropology. Basically, it's academic stalking. However, creepy as I may be, I plan on using my degree to become an archaeologist. And no, I'm not going to carry a whip, but I may be found to shout "This belongs in a museum!" I eventually want to get a PhD so I can force people to call me doctor and have Grad student slaves.
The universe is out to get me.
You can find me...
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